Braille B*tch

Priorities.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: why 'ello thea govna
You: lovely day tisnt it
Stranger: tis indeed mah good sah
Stranger: how's ya family been doin?
You: quite swell. except fo timmy. pooa pooa wittle timmy
Stranger: timmy? good heavens, what on erth has 'appened to timmy?
You: well just last week 'is flu stated actin up and 'is wooden leg fell off once again
Stranger: oh no! not the wooden leg agayn! I swea', yad think a good ol' prosthetic would do da trick!
You: aye. but mi fatha cannot affoad one becaus of 'is job at the factory
You: aye tis a sad sad thing
Stranger: tis a sad thing indeed. well ol' chap, it was great chattin on with ya but I gotta deliver this gallon of PCP to sum gangstas soon or they'll gonna murda mah wife and kids. So a good afternoon to ya!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You Is Me

Ahoy

Imposters

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: the scary thing about the internet, is that you can be anyone you want

You: i know

Stranger: freaky.

You: im taylor swift btw

Stranger: no way.... im miley cyrus...

Stranger: no joke

You: omg miley where have u been?

You: i havent seen u around lately

Stranger: welll, i've like totally been chillin with my new guy

Stranger: hawt

You: liam?

Stranger: thats the guy

You: well seriously we need a girls night, lets have selena come too

Stranger: omg. i totallly need one of those.

Stranger: vent sesh

You: but lets not invite demi, i hate that bitch

Stranger: seriously.

Stranger: whats her problem

You: i know! and shes dating joe now too, shes such a little slut

Stranger: bitchhhh

You: i hope he dumps her via text message

Stranger: gawd. me too

Stranger: its been fun

Stranger: alright tay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Herro?

Talking backwards

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