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Saturday, April 24, 2010

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Priorities.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: why 'ello thea govna
You: lovely day tisnt it
Stranger: tis indeed mah good sah
Stranger: how's ya family been doin?
You: quite swell. except fo timmy. pooa pooa wittle timmy
Stranger: timmy? good heavens, what on erth has 'appened to timmy?
You: well just last week 'is flu stated actin up and 'is wooden leg fell off once again
Stranger: oh no! not the wooden leg agayn! I swea', yad think a good ol' prosthetic would do da trick!
You: aye. but mi fatha cannot affoad one becaus of 'is job at the factory
You: aye tis a sad sad thing
Stranger: tis a sad thing indeed. well ol' chap, it was great chattin on with ya but I gotta deliver this gallon of PCP to sum gangstas soon or they'll gonna murda mah wife and kids. So a good afternoon to ya!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

You Is Me

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Ahoy

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Imposters

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: the scary thing about the internet, is that you can be anyone you want
You: i know
Stranger: freaky.
You: im taylor swift btw
Stranger: no way.... im miley cyrus...
Stranger: no joke
You: omg miley where have u been?
You: i havent seen u around lately
Stranger: welll, i've like totally been chillin with my new guy
Stranger: hawt
You: liam?
Stranger: thats the guy
You: well seriously we need a girls night, lets have selena come too
Stranger: omg. i totallly need one of those.
Stranger: vent sesh
You: but lets not invite demi, i hate that bitch
Stranger: seriously.
Stranger: whats her problem
You: i know! and shes dating joe now too, shes such a little slut
Stranger: bitchhhh
You: i hope he dumps her via text message
Stranger: gawd. me too
Stranger: its been fun
Stranger: alright tay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Monday, April 5, 2010

Herro?

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Radio Fail