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A simple request

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Braille B*tch

Priorities.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: why 'ello thea govna
You: lovely day tisnt it
Stranger: tis indeed mah good sah
Stranger: how's ya family been doin?
You: quite swell. except fo timmy. pooa pooa wittle timmy
Stranger: timmy? good heavens, what on erth has 'appened to timmy?
You: well just last week 'is flu stated actin up and 'is wooden leg fell off once again
Stranger: oh no! not the wooden leg agayn! I swea', yad think a good ol' prosthetic would do da trick!
You: aye. but mi fatha cannot affoad one becaus of 'is job at the factory
You: aye tis a sad sad thing
Stranger: tis a sad thing indeed. well ol' chap, it was great chattin on with ya but I gotta deliver this gallon of PCP to sum gangstas soon or they'll gonna murda mah wife and kids. So a good afternoon to ya!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You Is Me

Ahoy

Imposters

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: the scary thing about the internet, is that you can be anyone you want

You: i know

Stranger: freaky.

You: im taylor swift btw

Stranger: no way.... im miley cyrus...

Stranger: no joke

You: omg miley where have u been?

You: i havent seen u around lately

Stranger: welll, i've like totally been chillin with my new guy

Stranger: hawt

You: liam?

Stranger: thats the guy

You: well seriously we need a girls night, lets have selena come too

Stranger: omg. i totallly need one of those.

Stranger: vent sesh

You: but lets not invite demi, i hate that bitch

Stranger: seriously.

Stranger: whats her problem

You: i know! and shes dating joe now too, shes such a little slut

Stranger: bitchhhh

You: i hope he dumps her via text message

Stranger: gawd. me too

Stranger: its been fun

Stranger: alright tay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bad pictures...

Herro?

Talking backwards

Radio Fail

Sing along

Who knew poetry could come out of omegle?

R U a girl? Prove it.

Sir, yes, sir!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: at attention!

Stranger: yessir!

You: at ease, soldier

Stranger: yessir!

You: what's your name, soldier!

You: I SAID WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SOLDIER!

Stranger: Private Parts, sir!

You: And, what are you here for, Private!

Stranger: to by kicked in the ass by horny 15 yo, sir!

Stranger: *be

You: Very good. VERY DAMN GOOD, SOLDIER

Stranger: thank you, sir!

You: All of you should learn from this one, filthy scumbags!!!

You: I'm your new Instructor!

You: Sergeant Pepper

Stranger: sir, yes, sir!

Stranger: sir, yes, sir!

You: Well, now you have your objective in mind, Private Parts?

Stranger: sir, no, sir!

You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO, PRIVATE?

Stranger: sir, waiting for my orders, sir!

You: Well, we've camped here for one single mission

Stranger: sir, yes, sir!

You: For the most dangerous mission that this unit have ever tried to acomplish

Stranger: sir, yes, sir!

You: You're gonna find an actual girl here in the hostile land called Omegle!

Stranger: sir, permission to speak, sir!

You: And actual hot single girl that could save this place from decadency and old bald fat men!

You: Permission granted, private!

Stranger: sir, this reminds me of the time we were looking for the wmd in Iraq, sir!

Stranger: sir, with all due respect, sir

Stranger: I think you are insane, sir!

Stranger: sir, there are no actual girls on omegle, sir!

You: Listen to me, Private, I've sent soldiers to the guardroom for less than that... do you want to end in the guardroom, Private? DON YOU WANT TO?

You: DO YOU WANT TO END IN THE FUCKING GUARDROOM?

Stranger: sir, no, sir!

Stranger: but I wasn't told that it would be a suicide mission, sir!

You: You're the best of your troop, Parts, so i will be soft for once... I'm getting old and War's change since the times it was only shooting and everything that was moving...ah... good times

You: It won't be a suicide mission, Private?

You: ... What's your first name, son?

Stranger: sir, Tiny, sir!

You: Private Tiny Parts. It sounds pretty familiar to me. Anyways, son. This is not like with the wmd. Not this time.

Stranger: sir, with all due respect, sir!

Stranger: I think our intelligence seems to be faulty again, sir!

You: There's a New president in the White House. A new High Commander that can't be wors than the old one. Even being... God save us...“Not white”.

Stranger: sir, I have been here for more than two months, sir!

You: And if he says we have to find chicks in Omegle, what do we do, Private!

You: What do we do??

Stranger: sir, I do not know, sir!

You: Two Month is not enough, Private. Two months are fucking bullshit!

You: i spent 6 months on Vietnam before seeing my first Yellow.

Stranger: sir, I am sorry, sir

Stranger: sir, I will look further, sir!

You: You're young and impulsive. It's not your fault. Just remember not to question your chain of command!

Stranger: sir, yes, sir!

Stranger: sir, permission to speak, sir!

You: I like you son! I really do! We're gonna find those hot chicks and I feel in my guts that we're gonna need Private Tiny Parts for doing it!

You: Permission granted, Private

Stranger: sir, what are we to do, once we find a girl on omegle, sir?

Connection imploded.

Assumption Fail

Just a wild guess

o_O

Excited much?

I have my moments

Well you just did

Mr. President at your service

In. Out. Of. The...

Stranger: name the first thing that pops in ur head

You: face

Stranger: ditch

You: bitch

Stranger: girl

You: fag

Stranger: lick

You: dick

Stranger: nasty

You: cock

Stranger: horny

You: porn

Stranger: finger

You: you

Stranger: wet

You: slippy

Stranger: cum

You: butt

Stranger: ky

You: jelly

Stranger: grape

You: rape

Stranger: prison

You: shower

Stranger: soap

You: drop

Stranger: asshole

You: in

Stranger: out

You: of

Stranger: the

You: asshole

Stranger: you can't say asshole twice, you dick!

Dad?

ASL

What be popin' yo izle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what be popin
Stranger: yo izle
You: write properly nimrod
Stranger: u writin an essay?
Stranger: whata nimrod
You: no attacking people
Stranger: what u tryin to say????????? im NOT black
You: it wasn't directed at a black person you prat
Stranger: prat?
You: i see you failed english in year 3
Stranger: i aint no prat
Stranger: HOW DO U NO!
Stranger: STALKA
Stranger: maybe ur the one who failed english NIMROD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Heartless

A burning sensation

Spinach!

Wild Stranger Oh My!

Omegle conversation log

2010-03-17

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: slut
You: A WILD STRANGER APPEARS
Stranger: and my wierner disappeares
You: STRANGER USES SEDUCE
You: hey sexy
You: im a bi female
Stranger: iam pretty ugly but okay
You: how are ya? (;
Stranger: hungry
You: ITS MODERATELY EFFECTIVE
You: STRANGER USES SAMMICH
You: want me to make you some food?
Stranger: yes please
Stranger: i'd love a sandwich
You: IT IS VERY EFFECTIVE
Stranger: and a beer
You: *your hunger is healed*
Stranger: now i have to poop how are you gonna fix that one
You: WILD STRANGER USES SURPRISE BUT SECKS!
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You: IT IS VERY EFFECTIVE
Stranger: what the hell
You have disconnected.

Poor Frank

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Dicks on omegle

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She actually believes everything that is told to her. FAIL

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Gullible Fail

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